mark with an x the stupid things that has happened to you, and put in subject: '”I have done (number) of 50 stupid things”. Be sincere is just for fun. I got this from my friend ~MrAnderchong

1. [] That gum falls of your mouth when speaking.
2. [xx] Say hello to somebody in the street by mistake.
3. [] Run into a door or something transparent.
4. [x] …or into a tree/post/poster while you walk
5. [x] To call two or more times to the same number when they have said to you: “no, mistaken”.
6. [xx] To think something funny and start to laugh and people stares you as a weirdo. (double cause I do it a lot)
7. [ ] You can lick your elbow.
8. [ ] After reading this, you just tried to lick it.
9. [ ] Send a text message to the wrong person.
10. [xx] Wear the left shoe in the right foot and/or vice verse.
11. [x] …or shoes of different pairs.
12. [x ] To go out with new clothes still having the label of the shop you bought it.
13. [x] To drown with your own saliva.
14. [ ] To go to a place in your vehicle and to return walking.
15. [x] To confuse the salt with the sugar in meals/drinks.(Never with sugar, but it counts ketshup and spicy sause?)
16. [ ] To open the match box the other way around.
17. [x] To use a drinking fountain and dunk yourself in the face with the spurt.
18. [ ] To swallow an insect accidentally.
19. [xx] To set fire to something accidentally.
20. [x] to try to take a straw with the mouth but it goes to the nose/eyes.
21. [x] Fall asleep and wake up all dribbled.
22. [xxx] Fall asleep in class.
23. [ ] To open a soda and splash yourself, close it and to open it again therefore to splash yourself again.
24. [xxx] To be telling something and to forget what was you taking about. (oh my!)
25. [xx] Arrive to the counter in a shop and forget what you were going to buy.
26. [ ] Try to serve a drink with the top of bottle on.
27. [ ] Use the fingers to simple math operations.
28. [ ] To fall asleep in the bus and straight pass your bus stop.
29. [x] To close a door, that only opens of inside, and to leave the keys on that side.
30. [x] Wear the clothes the other way around or the wrong way.
31. [xx] Looking for something you had in your hand since the beginning.
32. [x] Take a shower and the water came out too hot.
33. [x] Swallow your gum. (Boys, never mix gum and a soda.)
34. [ ] Go to shopping and forget the money.
35. [ ] Stay in the wrong line for +3 hrs.
36. [x] Hit your fingers with a ceiling fan. (bad idea have one over your bed and wake up raising your arms)
37. [] To dive and scrape your face against the floor.
38. [x] To laugh having something in your mouth and spit it through mouth/nose.
39. [x ] Be walking, lose a shoe and having to go back for it.
40. [x] Burn yourself with hot sand and try to conceal it.
41. [] Lose your swim suit going in or out the water.(when I was a kid, good nobody saw anything)
42. [x] Enter to a wrong car/department. (a car exacly alike mine)
43. [] To drop an object into the toilet.
44. [x] …and had to take it out. (my brother drop it and I had to take it out ¬¬ )
45. [x] Found in the street someone you know but you can’t remember his name.
46. [x] To enter the other gender bathroom.
47. [x] To incline the glass before arriving at the mouth and get the content all over yourself.
48. [ ] To light the cigarette the other way around and to try to smoke it.
49. [x] To say mom to the professor. (it was in early elementary school!! I don't know who common is for the ones who speak english, but in spanish mama=mom and maestra=teacher starts the same way)
50. [x] To run into somebody in the street and both try avoid each other by the same side.